Friday, November 7, 2008

Football news

Yes i am back again with more update on football new
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Torres Ugly Girlfriend

  • Torres have been seen with his girlfriend watching the Liverpool Uefa Champion league match up against Aletico Madrid. Here are some of the comment from his fans, Parents and of course he past gay club friends

  • FANS

  • Mary: I have been a fan of torres for so many year, first he is a gay which shock me so much but that was ok.......now he is back to normal, a straight guy...........But what the Hell!his girlfriend is so ugly...........she look like my mum...............i rather he be gay forever........i can't stand it anymore man...................they hugging, holding, kissing each other after every shot the players made.............if i was torres i be better off hugging sir alex he is so sexy........

  • Parents: We are disappointed with our son...........we know that he is ugly but not till he have to find a mother to be with!

  • Gay Club Member: We are very shock.................my boyfriend have better face, butt, looks, Boobs ( The gay club was soon close down due to the production off lousy youngster taste for both women and men..........mainly cause by torres)

  • Gerrard Dive or No Dive

  • Here we are interviewing the master of dive CRISTIANO RONALDO!

  • CR7 : After much looking at the replay, it was a dive, My Lads dive better! his dive can only be made into a phase everybody know...................as fake as shawn, yes that is the correct phase. Oh ya the thing about torres, c'mon my lads can find better mothers to be with

  • CR7 Back to his good old days

  • Reporter : How do u feel about this game against celtic?

  • CR7: Ya my lads help me alot, i regain my confidence cause of the lads, i do some stepover, ya i did my hair pretty good too, the vapour i think get a new colour, the MU kits is boring i hope the change it soon, glad AIG is back too, oh ya torres got an ugly girlfriend, mine mother is cuter........

  • Reporter: Do u think u play well?

  • CR7 : Ya my lads help me alot, i regain my confidence cause of the lads, i do some stepover, ya i did my hair pretty good too, the vapour i think get a new colour, the MU kits is boring i hope the change it soon, glad AIG is back too, oh ya torres got an ugly girlfriend, mine mother is cuter........

  • Reporter : There is ronaldo for you..........Guess he is back with all the Answers he give which is not relevant to the question...........and the same anwser he give for a different question............and of cause the LADS which he have to include in every interview..........c'mon we know you are great but are u too humble?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sumthing new

A new day
A new song learn

A thai song

haha

how tough can it be singing a thai song

it just sound weird if i am singing exactly to the rite lyrics

O level practical was okay

the long wait was hard

9.30am to 1.30pm

3 HOURS!

sound little rite

but it is like worst then being in jail

over at one corner we have the N1 throwing paper ball at each other

like they are having civil war

we have my dear friend playing the piano

Lovebirds interacting like nobody business

and me drawing people's face

what a day in skool

after skool when to watch movie with my piano friend

the movie was "MAX i dun noe wat"

u can get maximum sleep during the show

first a devil pop out look cool but have nthing to do wit the movie


Soccer news

  • Torres injured............wooooooooo
  • Beckham only play for like 3 mins in the lsat game........FUCK
  • Rooney scoring two goals..................he is good........but the front page for newpaper was kind of over reacted with him shouting for who knows wat
  • CAPello huge win with england over the few game............will not last long
  • VIlla rescue spain
  • German scoring one goal

Torres injured

Great news for torres and shawn hater ( ok not hater just i dun noe how to say) torres is injured with heart problem, Torres :"Belgium Wesley sonck mock me with his seven min goal hence i feel dishearted by that so i start having heart problem plus the fall out with my gay club in spain cause me to feel sad i think i need to see a heart specalist" he will not be able to turn up for the next BPL match and yes he is out of the gay club

Wesley sonck : " torres suck and he is gay"

Beckham 3 mins

Beckham: "let me think of wat to say first,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Reporter : "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! , ok thank u"

sorry beckham was not able to say anything during the 3 min so that alll

Rooney face

He have been seen over reacting in the belarus home stadium now he is being charged for mocking the belarus president, people, player, all people of belarus

Capello win

Capello being a lucky dog was able to survive all matches so far, how long can he survived...............can he survive the 2012 crisis we will see......................PLANET X

VIlla rescue

Wat about iniesta he too score a goal............why is villa name the only name in the papers being the hero....................................look at the sick header pic in the newspaper he don't look like a hero to me but a faggot

Germans one goal

is just one goal score, why is it in my news???

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

'O' LEVEL TOMORROW

OMG I NV STUDY

O SHIT I LOST MY IC

O SHIT I LOST MY ENTRY PROOF

O SHIT I THINK I AM GOING TO FAIL

O MAN I AM FINSH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I STILL GOT TIME TO STUDY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC MY IC

Life

Life

is great

Life

is awesome

i am handsome

i am faggot

i love nugget

i am girly

i am a nerd

u are a lamer

to watch my post

Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday

What a day

Did NOTHING but football

Just wondering why the american call NFL football?

For goodness sake...........you american.............you are holding on to the ball most of the time.

And the ball is not round

Today's football really sux

The damn china man are not passing the ball

HOW to PLAY???

Cut my hair too

Feel good

very good

Today's Joke:

Husband: Hey my love.........i brought a 23 carat ring...............just for you...........do u like it?
Wife: No!


why?
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he gave her a ring with 23 pieces of carrot on it
you get iT?
Carat..................Carrot
Haha
FUnny?

Sunday, October 12, 2008